8.30.2006

The Rvinyl Team!'s Custom Decal Appliances

The Rvinyl Team! Racing Fridge

Question: How fast can you microwave a Swanson Fried Chicken Dinner?
Answer: Not much faster than your fridge will look with these sporty adhesives applied to its doors!

This fridge is feeling frosty in an Rvinyl Neon Green racing stripe accented by a matching Rvinyl custom text decal (Blade Runner font). The lower door sports a Neon Green flame decal which stands as a vivid counterpoint to the frigid interior. Our freezer door is wearing yet another Rvinyl custom decal in Neon Green but in our Wide Awake font.




Do Not Eat The Vinyl!

Who let the dogs out! The Rvinyl Team! did, that's who! The Rvinyl Team! proud to pioneer the fusion of culinary technology and vinyl graphics. Now all of your pestos, purees and smoothies will have that distinctive Rvinyl flair!

Let your dogs out with
Rvinyl's Bulldog 009 decal in Precious Plum. Precious Plum and Porsche Yellow together! Does it work?! Don't ask me, I'm color blind but check out the sweet Cobra Kit Racing Stripes up top. Of course, theres the distinctive paw print in Porsche Yellow on
the hopper-thing (why should I know what that's called?) and the Bello Bottom custom decal at the bottom which sums up this chef's preferred method of food prep. Don't ask about the Rvinyl decal because you actually have to buy something to be eligible to receive it.


Cowgirl Coffee Maker

Yeehaaaw! I'm fixing to make y'all a steaming cup of joe and cow pies! Now even your humble coffee maker can allow you to showcase your distinctive cowgirl style. The Rvinyl Team!'s Girlie Girl Pink provides the perfect chromatic accompaniment to standard issue coffee-maker whites, blacks and (if you're scamming Gevalia for their coffee makers too) brushed aluminums.

This cowgirl's fixing to "git 'r done" with Rvinyl's custom text Corleone decal in Girlie Girl Pink
and, once she's done with that, she's moving on to her professional bull-riding match. You may not have known it, but there's an actual association of people dedicated to causing massive subdural hematoma by being thrown off the backs of angry bulls. Anyway, why don't you "Cowgirl Up" and make me a cup of coffee!

If You Own A Toaster Like This Don't Put Decals On It!

This toaster IS hot! So, hot that our vinyl decals would probably melt if you applied them so don't (you may be interested to know that our vinyl is extremely flame-retardant so you most likely would not be consumed by a raging bagel blaze).

In order to get across the point that you shouldn't be applying our decals to toasters or V6 engines, this toaster comes relete with Bad Boy Police Officer But, who wants a toaster that's all rules!? Not me, that's for sure. Luckily, our toaster does have a lighter side as is evidenced but its playful Porsche Yellow Flower 029's. In addition, this playful yet stern toaster also seems to want to let us know that it's a 4x4 although I'm not quite sure what this is in reference to. And, oh my Lord Krsna, what is that I spy? Yeah, that's yet another custom text decal proudly proclaiming our toaster's name in Mustang Maroon (yes, Ghoti, alliteration's always an ally).

-The Rvinyl Team!

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