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The Rvinyl Team!: Fighting Macular Degeneration One Windshield At A Time


According to Wikipedia a visor is a surface that protects the eyes, such as shading them from the sun or other bright light or protecting them from objects. Types of visors include:-

1. A type of hat consisting only of a visor and a way to fasten it to the head.
   
2. The transparent or semi-transparent front part of a motorcycle crash helmet
3. Any such vertical surface on any hat or helmet.
4. Any such horizontal surface on any hat or helmet (called a peak in British English).
5. The part of a helmet in a suit of armor that protects the eyes.
6. A device in an automobile that the driver or front passenger can lower over part of the windshield to block the sun.
7. A shield to protect the eyes from sunlight on a flight helmet, or an American football helmet.

Only the 6th (and possibly the 2nd) iteration of the denotation really has anything to do with The Rvinyl Team! and I should probably relax with all of the superfluous info but I just can't help myself. Consequently, I'll endeavor to keep the rest of the post a little more succint and work on being more parsimonious. Speaking of parsimony, let's find out what Vinylbot 3K has to say about The Rvinyl Team!'s visor kits:

The Rvinyl Universal Windshield Visor Kits is an exterior enhancement for your vehicle. Providing an aggressive non-permanent enhancement to your vehicle's exterior, visor kits block harmful UV rays so you can keep your eyes peeled on the green light. They may also be used in conjunction with our 36" windshield decals.

Wow! Not only is that extremely informative but the subject of the verb in the first sentence is plural whereas the copula is conjugated in the third person singular! But, wait, there's more:

The Rvinyl® Universal Windshield Visor Kits® is an exterior enhancement for your vehicle. It may be removed without damaging the exterior of your vehicle. It was designed for individuals wishing to "tune" the exterior of their vehicles while not damaging their resale value.

Okay, same problem with the first sentence but I'm enchanted to discover that our windshield visor kits are effective in blocking out UV light and do not damage the resale value of your vehicle. Sweet! But what is macular degeneration anyway? Heres a link: a link. Actually, it's not that funny but there's little chance that any blind people will be reading this.

-The Rvinyl Team!